Two men playing golf. One of them is about to swing when i funeral procession appears on the road at the side of the course. The man halts his swing, takes his cap off, closes his eyes and bows his head. Once the cortege passes by his opponent says " Fair play that was very respectful of you, what a thoroughly decent man you are" The man recovering himself, replies, " Yeah well we were married 35 years." 
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, May 22 2018 05:18 PM
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Posted 22 May 2018 - 05:18 PM
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Posted 22 May 2018 - 06:53 PM
Haha, that’s great!
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 02:17 AM
That is a great "Oldie but Goodie" that I had heard many years ago. Another great golf quip was a cartoon that I saw in a magazine a long time ago. It showed two golfers on the green and in the background is a city skyline several miles away with a huge mushroom cloud rising from it. The one players says to his partner "I think we still have time to putt out before the shock wave hits us"
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:44 PM
Bob was sat in the clubhouse as Archie walked in. Bob says "Hey Archie, what was all that about on the course earlier. Every other shot you just kept kicking the ball along the floor". Archie replied "Oh that.... I was just practising for the mixed-foursomes at the weekend".
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Paddy and Murrphy are out watching the golf as a wayward shot is heading their way. There's a huge cry of FORE! to warn them. The ball lands close by. As Paddy turns to walk on, Murphy grabs him and shouts "Stay down Paddy, there's three more to come yet".
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Posted 14 June 2018 - 09:57 PM
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Posted 19 June 2018 - 12:24 PM
Two mexican detectives investigating the murder of gonzalo juan
the one detective said to the other " how was he killed"?
"With a golf gun said the other detective"
"Whats a golf gun, never heard of one" " dunno sir, but it sure made a hole in juan"
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