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[✠ davef ✠]

add you're own

 

 

        SEX

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ..

-- A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

 

Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,

especially after what he's achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while he was on drugs.

-- When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my friggin' bike.

 

 

Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week.

He didn't take my TV, just the remote.

-- Now he drives by and changes the channels.

Sick bastard!!

 

 

SCAM

Just got scamed out of $25.  Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes."

-- Turns out it's about golf.  Absolute waste of money!  Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

 

 

Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"

-- "For cryin' out loud!  If you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"

 

 

 

 

 

[Dazmaniac]

Lost Friend

I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week.

He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

 

Prospective In-Law

My girlfriends father asked me what I do.

Perhaps in hindsight "Your daughter" wasn't the answer he was looking for.

 

Bad Workmanship

When one door closes another door opens.

This is why I am no longer employed as a carpenter.

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[BionicWolf]

he always made me truly lol-

 

http://www.google.co...AuzZj11TO-ChE6A

[IanD]

I agree... still to this day I shed tears watching him and rue the day he left us... Would love to have met him.. would hate to have needed him lol..

[✠ davef ✠]

There once was a pervert named Weiner,

who had a perverted demeanor.

Forced from the Hill for acting like Bill,

now Congress is one weiner leaner.

Moral: "If you tweet your meat, you lose your seat."

 

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Guys vs. Girls-Farting