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SEXCondoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ..-- A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.Lance ArmstrongI think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,especially after what he's achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while he was on drugs.-- When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my friggin' bike.Drive ByA guy broke into my apartment last week.He didn't take my TV, just the remote.-- Now he drives by and changes the channels.Sick bastard!!SCAMJust got scamed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes."-- Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.Pregnant ProstituteDoctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"