I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, 'Nothing.' The reason I said that instead of saying 'Just thinking' is because she would have said 'About what.' At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I came up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, 'I think it would be nice to have another child.'
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, 'You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.'
I rest my case. Time for another beer.....
